no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
has this been done yet
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece
Always listen to Edna!
why wasnt i a part of this
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY
what is this even from
THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT
WHAT IS THI S OMFG
but the real question is where can i watch this
this post gets me through everything
I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.
oh come one that blue ones not even tryign
the orange one isn’t even doing it right
the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
*takes copious notes*
"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"
Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-
Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.
Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES