eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

lchry asked: "do you follow Denny's on tumblr?"

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

monobeartheater:

jamesthefluffydestroyer:

harrytheopolisosborn:

komaedanope:

vinebox:

What vines are like in japan

That felt so much longer than 6 seconds

Basically what she said:

"A weather report done by a hyper person."

"Today’s max temperature was 5 degrees! Tomorrow- minus 50!"

"No way!"

"Ahahahahahhaha."

That laugh is probably one of the most perfect evil laughs/cackles/I don’t even knows and I feel like it needs to be in more things

theres no way that was just 6 seconds

itsumo—hitori:

i dont know whether to laugh or get annoyed when americans refer to all black people as african american.. i mean, i find their ignorance funny but then its annoying to have to point out that not every black person is african american 

thewicked-eternity