daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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I hate my friends

celestial-sexhair:

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

TELL US

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

truyorkbity:

AvaLynn was attacked by another student on the school playground. We are fighting for answers and for greater supervision at school.

My friend Lacey Harris’s 5 year old daughter was brutalized by another child on the playground at school this week, in Pascagoula, Mississippi. Her face is swollen and bruised beyond recognition, and the only thing the school can tell her is that they “are investigating”

This sweet little 5 year old girl is terrified to return to school. She is in pain and she has been MAIMED. This needs IMMEDIATE media attention. The school and local news are ignoring the mother’s and loved ones’ cries for help. This family needs justice for what has been done to their poor little angel, and not just to be swept under the rug, as the school district is attempting to do. PLEASE shine some light on this situation and force school administration and news media to get some answers!

The mother has started a GoFundMe page to request help for paying medical bills and legal fees, as it looks as though she’s going to have to pursue this route in order to get any justice at all for her little girl. Please, please, share this link on your page. Even if people are unable to donate, please just help us get the word out on what is going on with this poor family.

This is really heartbroken for me and extremely hard to look at.

This is the link to Ava’s donation page.
Please donate and share and PRAY!
God bless you all!

http://www.gofundme.com/doid6w

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

thewicked-eternity