meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid
bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
One time me and some friends dressed up as the royal family to go to school and it was p great
i really don’t understand why people are reblogging this (seriously guys this is like 4 months old how did you even find it) but I dug up some extra scandalous pictures of the queen shhhhh:
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
mango is a funny word
jESUS FUKCING CHRIS T
"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
jESUS H FUCK
wow tumblr thanks for absolutely destroying the quality of this
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