when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of
dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….
i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN
the news is just some person saying “good evening” and then giving reasons why it’s not
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
i always get scared when breeders try to make lap tops even smaller, because ive heard that they tried to slow down growth as much as possible
did you mean “lap dogs”? because this is the funniest typo ive seen in a long time lmao