Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad
They’re dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.
It’s going to be like Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo… - Rory McCann
tina straight killin’
I figure Sherlock’s curls are literally the number one priority in this show.
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.